The United States spends "$2.2 billion on free cell phones, $27 million on Moroccan pottery classes" and pays for "the travel expenses for the watermelon…
"Q: What do these ‘Patriotic' Americans have in common? A: They are all Draft Dodgers."
"Do you know that, statistically, when you take the SAT a second time, one third of the people that take the SAT, even if they've…
While the sequester is in effect, the federal government is still funding a study on duck penises.
The Air Force wants taxpayers to fund a fantasy football league.
"Nearly 65 percent -- almost two-thirds -- of all new permanent residents obtained that status by virtue of their family status."
Says of 80,000 people who were denied a firearm in 2012 due to a failed background check, only 44 were prosecuted.
In 2008, "only 54 percent of Latinos in Texas were registered to vote and only 35 percent actually turned out."
"The hole in the earth that’s going to be dug (for the proposed Gogebic mine) is bigger than my entire district."
Georgia loses "millions of dollars of revenue because people go out of state to buy fireworks."