Says in Chicago, "we take more guns off the streets than New York or L.A."
Says "94 percent of (Marco Rubio's) constituents support a universal background check."
"Very few men outlive their own fertility."
Says New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says "we can only have three bullets" and "the NRA wants firearms with nukes on them."
The Air Force wants taxpayers to fund a fantasy football league.
"We have a federal government that thinks they have the authority to regulate our toilet seats."
"We have no regulation of drones in the United States in their commercial use."
"The president is advocating a drone strike program in America."
Of $60 billion Congress approved in response to Hurricane Sandy, "only 10 percent was for disaster relief."
Says a majority of Americans -- and Republicans -- support his approach for deficit reduction.
Says the federal government is earning more tax revenue now "than any other time."
In a budget deal struck in 2011 "a trillion dollars of cuts went into effect immediately, and then a special committee was set up ...…