"Pier 39 terrorist was an anti-Trump antifa supporter."
"Breaking: Sasha Obama just crashed her expensive new car into a lake."
"Julia Roberts claims ‘Michelle Obama isn’t fit to clean Melania’s toilet’ "
"Roy Moore takes the military vote, pulls ahead by 5,000 votes"
"Breaking: Muslim New Jersey Mayor just banned the word ‘Christmas.’"
"Alabama state police arrest 3 poll workers in Birmingham."
"Law passed: All child support in the United States will end by beginning of 2018."
"Now it’s official: FDA announced that vaccines are causing autism."
Says Marco Rubio tweeted a verse from the New Testament to shame "his own constituents for flocking to Trump rally."
"Update: Chuck Schumer’s steamy affair with a high school cheerleader confirmed."
"New Jersey police chief says black people ‘have no value’ and should all be executed."
"Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap."