Bill Maher

"Why are Muslim armies so useless against ISIS? ... There are 20,000 or 30,000 (ISIS fighters). The countries surrounding ISIS have armies totaling 5 million…

"15 years ago, cancer drugs cost an average of $10,000 a year. Now it’s $10,000 a month."

"More astronauts have been to the moon than farmers who paid the inheritance tax in 2013."

"There are 278 Republicans in Congress. (With Eric Cantor's defeat), they are now all Christian and all white except for one black senator, who was…

"We're fifth in the world (in executions), behind China, Iran, Iraq and Saudi Arabia."

The average fast food worker is 29, and most fast food workers "are on some form of public assistance."

If it is enacted, the Senate immigration bill is "going to make the Border Patrol bigger than the FBI -- you could put one agent…

Under a proposal by Rep. Paul Ryan, people on Medicare will only have $15,000 from the federal government to spend on their health care.

"Do you know that we have pipes carrying natural gas in this country that are made of wood? I'm not joking."

"Brazil got off oil in the last 30 years."